context: remus is fuckin baked
"james, james okay, i have a joke c’mon okay its a joke"
"so, there are whales. two whales. and theyre like, the cold kind. killer whales so theyre up in like the antarcitc. and theyre swimming right"
"so, so they see a big iceberg, and one turns to the other and says: whooooaaaaaahahhhhhhh cliclcckcilkc clickl uuuwuwuuwwaahhhhhhh"
"ss HHH THEYRE WHAL ENOSIES Ok ay so uuuuwhwhuhuhauha ahu clilclccc uuhahhwuhauhahhaha"
"oh my god"
"AND HTE WHALES LIKE, WHOOAOOAOAHHHHAAAAAAAHHH AND THE OTHER WHALE (remus laughing really hard) THE OTHER WHALE GOES„ WHAT?"
Jack you’re fantastic. I could kiss you! Thanks so much
Holy shit my cat just sat on my keyboard and now the whole screen has turned nintey degrees to the left. I’m on mobile if you’re curious.